Every time Man V. Food is on, I watch it. It’s like a natural reaction. I can confidently I’ve seen every episode. It’s truly the best job a person can have. Tour the country going to the best places to eat and stuff your face left and right? Where the fuck do I sign up?
Oh, but what about diabetes and heart attacks? Hilarious. That’s like telling a firefighter not to be a firefighter because there’s a chance of being burnt or inhaling smoke. It comes with the territory and the rewards HIGHLY outweigh risks…pussies.